We asked you to tell us what are the most embarrassing things in the world, and after almost 2 million votes, the results are in:
You even knocked and got no response! That's what happens when people bring their iPhones into the bathroom with them. Thanks again, technology. You will never be able to look at your boss the same way now that you know what he looks like playing Angry Birds on the can. You were thinking about getting a new job, anyway.
Say it don't spray it, amiright? But sometimes your mouth doesn't get that message and sprays it all over the place when you have this hilarious story to tell. They probably didn't even notice that drop of your spit landing on their upper lip. Nope, they noticed. Just ignore them wiping your spittle away and finish the story like nothing happened. They will soon be too distracted by laughter to care about your juicy germs.
Thank goodness summer is over and you don't have to worry about this embarrassing walk of shame much longer. It really is a long walk from one side of campus to the other and you can't help it if that ten minute rush to make it on time leads to an unsightly puddle on your lower back. But everyone else is dealing with the same problem too, right? Maybe?
"Heeyy Bob!" "My name is Bill." "Yeah! I know! Bob is what I call everyone! It's my funny nickname for all the people I like!" "Riiiight." He's your neighbor, not your wife, so what do you need to remember his name for?
Swear up and down that you pushed the lock, but that won't make getting through Thanksgiving any easier after your brother in law walks in and finds out you peeing sitting down. We know it's more comfortable but, no matter how much you accurately comment on the football game, he will never stop calling you a girl.