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I told my girlfriend she looked like Jessica Alba, thinking it would be a compliment. She said, "Ew, you think I'm ugly?!" She then showed me non-flattering pictures of what Jessica Alba looks like without makeup online.
Ian

So I was having a shower with my girlfriend the other day, and right in the middle of the shower a big snot bubble comes out of her nose as she tries to kiss me.
Dan C

My girlfriend has an iPhone and I always bug her that my phone is better. We were looking at a map on my android phone and I told my girlfriend that it even tells you direction and time for driving and walking. Then she looks at the 4 icons (driving, transit, bike, walking) and says, "What if you were on a motorbike?" I was like o_o?
Kam N

My boyfriend likes to pretend my nipples are Etch-A-Sketch knobs. He frequently "messes up his picture," shakes my boobs, and starts all over.
A Z

When me and my bf got back together, he told me that during the 2 years we were separated every time he masturbated his thoughts were in Spanish (I speak Spanish). It was the most romantic thing I've ever heard…
M S

My girlfriend freaks out whenever her belly button gets touched, so whenever she's on top I poke it, and every time I'm rewarded with a slap to the face.
Kyle D

My fiance and I own a guinea pig and he stays at my house, so every time we have sex at my house she makes me put a blanket over his cage saying, "I don't want this to be his first memory!"
MIke R

No matter where we are, whenever I walk up stairs ahead of my wife, she thinks it's funny to try jamming her fingers into my asshole.
Adam V.

I read last weeks column, and I just have one response for Nathan "bitch beer drinker": Only a real man would admit to drinking girl drinks.
A T

Today I had to explain to my boyfriend what a prostate is. He was thoroughly disgusted.
Ali B

While listening to the radio, I pointed out to my girlfriend that there had been a lot of Nirvana on the radio recently. She replied with "That's because they won like all the Grammy's last year."
K M

Everytime after me and my wife have sex, I feel the need to shout, "Okay and dismount." She laughs, but it has become a strange habit of ours now…
Justin

Once, I asked my ex boyfriend to get me tampons along with all our other groceries. When he came back, I looked through all the bags and found a box of depends instead.
Jule K



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