Parties: how to kinda nod and look at your phone so everyone just thinks your friends haven't show up yet.
Showing up on time to parties: Why you don't do it.
When the proper time to talk about your band is and how that time is never.
"Hold me back bro!" How to yell this in a way that implies that if your bros weren't holding you back, oh man, it would go down.
"Yeah? Come at me bro!" Perquisite: No fewer than four (4) popped collars.
The game Modern Warfare.
Puerto-Rican girls and why they aren't returning your texts.
Being Canadian and why that doesn't means you're ethnic, Dwayne.
Seriously, Dwayne. At least stop saying the N word.
Tweeting jokes about dead celebrities: why you should wait, like, ten minutes, guys.
How to write an essay of an email asking for an extension on your essay.
?How to text a girl at 11:30 PM on a Tuesday to invite her to come by and "chill" and to get away with it.
Flirting: what it is, and why your waitress isn't doing it.
Feminism 101: Why saying you're taking a class on Feminism to try to get chicks is terrible, ineffective.
Independent "study" online. Lock your door.
Swaying in the back like an idiot: how we all do it.
Dubstep Dancing 101: Quitting while you're ahead.
The girl circle and how to conquer it. Note: Class graded as Pass/Epic Fail
It's the third date and she's a six who has had two drinks. What base can you expect to reach?
"She was a seven dude. At least a six. These these must be bad pictures."-How alcohol has the power to change number rankings. Find the formula!
Find how to calculate what percentage of your tuition is spent on naps.