Can you crack this secret code? THA SACRAT OF THA CODA IS JUST TO SWITCH ELL OF THA E's END A's
A bad way to propose"Baby, you make me feel like I'm on heroin."
Dakota Fanning Edits Her Own WikipediaDakota Fanning is the smartest, prettiest girl in the world, much prettier than the Little Miss Sunshine pig. She was supposed to win an Oscar for Charolette's Web, but was cheated out of it by greedy jews. She is currently eating strawberry ice cream. 
Is there anything better than Ultimate Frisbee? By definition, no.
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Life's Great MysteriesWhy don't eggs taste like chicken?
I want to drive an old 1960s style Volkswagen. Not because I love the car or anything, but because I would know that every time I drive by a school bus, someone is getting punched.
Certain words sound much more amazing then they actually are. Like Supervision. Or Food Pyramid.
A prostitute is like a box of chocolatesthe dark ones are the most delicious, but may contain nuts.