Once a year, everybody here at the CollegeHumor place (we all live in an abandoned firehouse) writes down our resolutions for the upcoming year. This year, we decided to do it at New Year's.One of my resolutions that I decided against was trying to be a talking head on a VH1 countdown show and for every person on the countdown say "And that's why X is X!" For example, for Paris Hilton- "And that's why Paris Hilton is Paris Hilton." Or for, let's say, William Hung- "And that's why William Hung is William Hung." And then of course have them use every clip. Anyway, without further ado, here are our resolutions. I put mine first because I can.