Look around you, what do you see? The trees are bare, the girls have started to wear sweatpants to class and your skin is now featuring all your blue veins that your tan once covered. That's right, it's winter. "Oh no," you say, "I hate winter. It's so cold and nobody looks attractive anymore." But, my friends, winter is so much more than cold fingers and pneumonia; winter also means Christmas break.No doubt you've noticed that your "cool" professor is trying to jam in all the material you missed when he was "cool" enough to cancel class on that sunny day back in September. You've also noticed that the once empty library is a hive of activity as kids all try to out-study each other for bragging rights. "My test is gonna be so hard that I was in the library for 32 hours. Beat that, loser." Yes, the semester is winding down but luckily I am here to make your last few weeks as enjoyable as possible.To fully enjoy your remaining time before your three week self-imposed exile, listen up.