With reports coming out that the U.S. military is phasing out their pixelated "Universal Camouflage Pattern", because it hasn't been working and may never have worked in the first place, we went and found camouflage that works just as well as the official military camo that didn't hide anyone in the last eight years.
1. The Camo Snuggie
Not only is it incredibly comfortable, it's also just as effective as what the military has been wearing since 2004, which an Army specialist called "a universal uniform that universally failed in every environment."
2. Bridal Camo
Not a huge upgrade in hiding capability, but why not look good failing to hide?