The Streety Awards VLadies and gentlemen, welcome to the voting for the fifth Streety Awards. The Streetys are decided by you, not some overpaid industry "expert" sitting around sipping mochas and lighting Cubans with his intern's hair. Also, the Streetys cover all manner of entertainment while ignoring such awards as "best digital sound editing" and "best use of duct tape on a soap opera set" so you get to the good stuff. Without further ado, here are your nominees for the fifth Streety Awards!Celebrity That Would Make The Best Homeless Person1. Rob Schneider2. Vincent Gallo3. Benicio Del Toro4. Pauly Shore (may actually be homeless)Best Name For Imaginary Car1. VW SkyLyte2. Honda Doric3. Toyota Gilgamesh4. KIA SausalitoFunniest Joke God Played On Us1. Farts2. Monkeys who smoke3. Sun Showers4. Paris HiltonGreat Name For Britney and Kevin's Baby 1. Tiara2. Lacrosse3. Oops4. Kareer-KillarBest New Percent Of Milk1. 3 ½ %2. 0.2%3. 96%4. Just Milk (5%)Best New Soda Flavor1. Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper2. Lime Coca Cola3. Birch Beer Flavored Root Beer4. Cheese Coca Cola (Parmesan)Best Way To Say "'Yeah, I Party" HARD!"1. Say, "Yeah, I party" HARD!"2. Burn down house with grain alcohol, say, "Yeah, I party" HARD!"3. Get house dog drunk, wait till it passes out, grab its mouth and make it look like it's saying, "Yeah, I party" HARD!"4. Drink bottle of Jack Daniels in one sip, stare down housemates, go in bedroom with housemate's girlfriend. Best TV Show That Will Probably Be Cancelled1. Family Guy (for the third time)2. Con3. Arrested Development4. LostWorst Mother's Day Present1. Half Eaten Salmon2. Father's Day Card3. Unborn Child courtesy of some dude at Alpha House party in January4. "Mother's day" what's that?"Snowboard/Skateboard Trick That Sounds Dirty1. Buttering the Muffin2. Heelflip3. Boned-out Tailgrab4. StalefishBest Sarcastic, Wisecrackin' TV Actor1. Topher Grace (Eric, That 70's Show)2. Adam Brody (Seth, The OC)3. John C. McGinley (Dr. Cox, Scrubs)4. Ray Romano (Ray Romano, Everybody Loves" never mind, he's not going to win)Coolest Mom in High School1. Mrs. Fields2. Mrs. Thomson3. Ms. Carlyle4. Oh, just call me Rachel. Next Cool Thing Cell Phones Will Do1. Pay your taxes2. Spy on you for the government3. Block people you don't like from calling without even asking4. Tell your fortune accuratelyBest Kind of Cookie1. Double Chocolate Chip2. Macadamia Nut3. Sugar4. Legume with vinegarBest Name For My fake Company I'm Forming To Get Tax Benefits1. Techcom industries2. Vibrant Dream Productions3. Alopecia Ltd.4. Streeter's Awesome Company of StuffWould You Sleep With Me? (Women only please, men skip to next question)1. Maybe2. No" well, how much money do you make?3. No, but my sister will.4. Definitely" the perfect way to get back at Dad.Can I Watch You Sleep With Your Girlfriend? (Men only, women refer to previous question)1. Okay, but no touching" no, not even yourself.2. No, but you can make us some tea for after3. How good is your vision?4. As long as you pay for her, Starla is expensive.Greatest Human Achivement of the Last 15 Minutes1. Greg Tambolt staples finger to desk and doesn't notice2. Mary Tilford watches entire episode of Blue Collar TV without changing channel.3. Will "Kill-a-Keg" Mortin actually does dishes in frat house4. Midget fails to see the irony in riding a tiny Razor Scooter.Send your votes to firstname.lastname@example.org and remember, write-ins are welcome!