The 15 Dumbest Things to Say Before Dying
Person being held up at knife point - "Whoa, cool knife!"
Person tripping and falling down the stairs - “Whoopsies!”
Person in grass, pointing - “It’s okay, the colorful ones aren’t poisonous.”
Getting ready to exercise - “I’ll be fine. I have these reflective thingies.”
Person holding a pill - “This is gonna be the best Hootie and the Blowfish concert ever.”
Person in front of a fire - ““AWESOME! Burn Notice is on Netflix!”
Eating a bowl of something - “I’m deathly allergic to peanuts. How NUTTY is that??”
Person about to die in a gas leak, other people lie dead around him. A hazy gas hangs in the air - "Alright, who beefed?"
Person having a heart attack - "Ugh, I hate being constipated."
Person taking a picture of something with their phone - “I just have to tweet this.”
Person starting down into the subway - “OOh a wheat penny!”
About to slip in the shower - “I just met you, and this is CRAAAAZY”
About to fall off a stepladder - “What ever happened to Dennis Rodman?”
Plugging something into a really full surge protector with a shock coming out of it - “Trust me. Napoleon Dynamite holds up.”
Looking in a fridge, with something heavy about to fall off the top - “Aw, man! Who ate all my Chobani Greek Yogurt?”