Most Fraudulent Victories At The Tour de France

Most Tour de France Titles Revoked By The USADA

Most Consecutive Times To Peddle A Bike In Vain

Most Times Riding A Bike On Drugs

Most Victory Champagnes Consumed Under The Influence Of Performance Enhancing Drugs

Most Times Wearing A Yellow Jersey While Cheating In A Bike Race In Europe

Most Drug-Filled Needles Injected Into Buttocks Before A Tour de France Race

Fastest Time To Lose The Respect Of The American Public

Most Cancer Patients Disappointed

Fastest Time To Be Stripped Of Dignity

Most LIVESTRONG Bracelets Sold Under False Pretenses

Most Empty Shelf Space In Home That Once Shelved Tour de France Titles

Fewest Testicles Ridden On Bike While Cheating In A Tour de France