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Maybe I did it for the glory. Or the attention. When I was seven, both my grandparents died in a tragic chat room accident. Maybe I do it preserve their memory. Or maybe it's for the glory.

OK. I'll admit. I've been" this is just so hard to tell you. I've been IMing other guys. Thousands, actually. Girls, too. I know what you must be thinking to yourself: "I'm not special." But you are special. You're you. I tell all my friends that you're The One. BigB00bs395354 agrees. And she never likes any of the guys I randomly communicate with. I love you. No emoticon could express how I feel. Except maybe :). Yeah, that's it. :)

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Have you seen "Walk the Line" yet? I heard that's good. Let me know if you're free. Ok? I'll be here. At my webcam. Putting celebrities' heads on my naked body. Do you like Alyssa Milano? Talk to me. I :) you.

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