Today is the day our book comes out! You should go buy it- it's funny. Go ahead, put it on dad's credit card. He won't care, he's rich as hell! You could even go to the bookstore and buy it with your campus cash; nobody will be able to tell that you bought this instead of a textbook! C'mon
Still not convinced?
"Why should I buy the book? I'm already in college!" Well, you got in, but do you know what to do now? Our book was written by SIX recent college graduates (five guys, one girl) who pooled their vast college knowledge together. There are tips in here about stuff you've never even heard of. Secret societies, alternative drinking games, surviving on $20 a week. And to top it all off, it's all hilarious.
"Why should I buy the book? I only come to the site for boobie pictures!" Well, if you like pictures of boobies, odds are you'd like actual boobies even more theyre much squishier! "CollegeHumor's Guide to College" has a whole section on Sex and Dating: How to turn your crush into your sex buddy, how to get laid, where to get laid, what to do while you're getting laid. And trust us, these tips work.
"Why should I buy the book? I have no money!" We understand that college kids often don't have the $24 it takes to buy "books" or "toothpaste." We suggest three things: Buy the book on Amazon (They're selling it for 40% off!), pool your money together with another broke friend, or ask your parents/legal guardian. Adults are always willing to buy younger kids books, especially for birthday/gradutation presents.
So if you're still interested, and you would like to learn more about the best excuse ever, tips for breaking up with your high school girlfriend, great away messages, studying abroad, the hot girl in any group project, the dorm stoner survival guide, impressing your friends from home, the nerd frat, official beer pong rules, how to stretch a 5 page paper into an 8-10 page paper, naming your intramural sports team, graduation tips, and life beyond college, you might wanna check out our book. It just might be your smartest thing you've done since getting your applications in on time.