The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free Big Shocker. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CHStupidQuestions @ Gmail.com. INCLUDE YOUR SCHOOL!
A) Drake University, Des Moines, IA
Submitted by Danny
Tiny Blonde Girl: So, was Pearl Harbor retaliation for us dropping the atomic bombs on Japan?
B) The University of Rhode Island, Kingston, RI
Submitted by Mike
In my intro to applied geometry (a gen-ed course)
Professor: What is the quickest route between two points?
Boy Wonder: A Black hole?
Professor: Class dismissed.
C) St. Lawrence University, Canton, NY
Submitted by Dan
Heard during a class on music of India.
Professor: I know it's hard to pronounce some of these [Indian] terms.
Keep in mind there are five different 'N's in the alphabet.
Master Linguist: Wait, in their alphabet or ours?
D) University of Richmond, Richmond, VA
Submitted by Kristin
In a freshman composition class, the professor was outlining the requirements for a paper (1-inch margins, 12-pt. font, etc.) and a girl, whom I shall refer to as The Bright Spot in the Universe, raised her hand.
The Bright Spot in the Universe: "Does this have to be in complete sentences?".
E) Widener University, Chester, PA
Submitted by Nicholas
After we read a letter Columbus wrote to the Queen of Spain about how beautiful "The New World" was ..
Professor: So, how much of the letter do you think is true, and how much do you think he made up to make his discovery look better?
The Brilliance: Well .did anyone else go there after him?
Whoever sent in the stupidest question, as determined by you, wins a Big Shocker! And for any of you interested in winning one of your own, send us the stupidest question you've heard in class to CHStupidQuestions @ Gmail.com and remember to include your school or we won't be able to use it.
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