WaMu (or Washington Mutual to people who don't snowboard or whatever demographic they are reaching for) has done something truly creepy with their ATMs: Switched everything to first person. "Hey there! Swipe your card in me to begin. Great job! Now tell me your secret code!" If you need an ATM to talk to you like a buddy and reminded that you PIN is supposed to be a secret in order to complete an ATM transaction, go ahead and stop making your own financial decisions. Then kill yourself. Secret code? Are we whispering it into a coffee can on a string?Other messages coming soon to WaMu ATMS:"Gosh sorry buddy I'm going to have to charge you like 2 bucks to use this ATM. It's not me, my boss is being a dick.""Oh man it looks like you don't have any money in your account. Because I care about you I'm gonna go ahead and take 15 dollars from you for trying to take money that wasn't there. Buds?"