Many people say that college kids are invincible. This is, in fact, true. College kids can eat anything, can drink alcohol well past toxic levels and barely need to sleep at all. They can make it across campus in seconds when running late for a test. They can hear the clink of their roommate's key in the door even over the loud grunts and moans of the porno they are jacking it to. They can become violently ill at a party and regenerate themselves in minutes with the help of a finger down the throat and an understanding host. In a way, college students are superheroes.
Mission: Secure the keg line, serve the women first and always fill the beer pong pitcher before all else. Powers: Superhuman pumping arm; a keen eye for line cutters and freshmen; super-alertness to beer levels within the keg; destroyer of foam.Weakness: Canned beer or hard alcohol in any form renders his powers essentially useless.Nemesis: Commander Kicked Keg, who shouts aloud to the party that the keg has been kicked, convincing everyone to leave the party.Love Interest: His only love is serving those in line" and that hot sophomore who keeps cutting the line.