By Nathan Yaffe
2 Bros drunk at a party. Bro 1 looks more drunk than Bro 2.
Bro 1: Oh no man. I think I drank too much. I think I’m gonna blow chunks.
Bro 2 looks concerned and reaches after Bro 1 as Bro 1 is walking away.
Bro 2: Dude don’t!
Bro 1: I’ve gotta!
Interior bathroom. Bro 1 is staring at a huge hairy gross looking guy who has “chunks” written on his shirt (or tank top) casually reading “War and Peace”.
Chunks: You drink too much again?
Bro 1: …yea…
Chunks from behind is lowering his pants. We see ass. Bro 1 is staring wide eyed.
Chunks: Alright let’s do this.