In "Twidiots", we collect the dumbest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter's millions of users.
This week, we take a look at some people who are making important life changing decisions in 2013.
I can never finish my water bottles. NEVER. I'm marking that down as another New Years resolution. Lexi (@lexirae94) January 1, 2013
"my new years resolution is to become a skinny bitch. actually just skinny, im already a bitch!" THIS OMFG. James Arthur ☮ (@amytwitt0r) January 1, 2013
Same damn resolution for 2013 hustlin hustlin $$$$$ more money no problem $$$$ Wallace-Humphrey (@WallaceBoston) January 1, 2013
My News Years Resolution is to be more of an assholes all the hoes gonna swarm me yo Alejandro Padilla (@LxPadilla) January 1, 2013
My New Year's resolution is to stop all of pollution. Talk to motherfuckin' much I got my drink I got my music I SAY.. #BitchDontKillMyVibe Jake Lincoln (@LincThe_Sink) January 1, 2013
Right that's it. My New Years resolution is to ONLY gamble on football and horses. #NewYearsResolutions Alan Boyd (@1AlanBoyd) January 1, 2013
my new years resolution is too help these bitches not be so basic, although they'll never be a bad bitch like me Meli, (@melinda_delrey) January 1, 2013
My new years resolution is to get ripped and be a massive slag. Mumbles (@djlwilson) January 1, 2013
New Years resolution To stop buying vodka for hubbie to get pissed on at home he's been brain damage tonight! Suzanne Thornton (@suzthornton) January 1, 2013