By Caldwell Tanner
Less Annoying Bumper Stickers
General Thought: These should all be photoshopped onto the bumpers of cars.
HONK if you like NOISES
- simple text with a horn graphic next to it - reference
OBAMA is currently THE PRESIDENT
- modeled after the NOBAMA parody bumpers
I don’t have a child, but I’m still proud of all the HONOR STUDENTS out there, because good for them y’know?
- modeled after one of the countless honor student bumper stickers
KEEP HONKING, I’m reloading!
JK I don’t own a gun, but it is your right to own one as an American citizen. Have a nice day!
-based on this delightful bumper sticker
is the 11th day in September
WAKE UP and LEARN how to READ A CALENDAR
- based on the 9/11 was an inside job stickers. This one would feature an illustration of a calendar with that dated marked with a red X.
Well Behaved Women Are Generally Nice to Be Around I Think.
- based on this classic sticker. This version would feature a silhouette of a man and woman politely shaking hands.
Former Baby on Board
- A caution sign styled after this sticker, but with a silhouette of a full grown human waving instead.
My Other Car is a very nice Mid-Size Sedan
My wife drives it, but we share the lease, so I guess it’s technically “our” car.
- A simple text bumper sticker modelled after this one here.
How’s My Driving?
Call 615-485-4733 (number can be blurred out)
I’m open to critiques. We can talk about other stuff too, no pressure.
- A simple text bumper like this one.