To My Long-Term Significant Other


To My One Night Stand


To My F*ck Buddy


To My Friend-Zone Crush


To My Ex-Girlfriend's New Boyfriend


To the Family Friend My Mom Wants Me to Date


To the Coffee Shop Girl I'm Trying to Impress


To My Friend's Girlfriend


To My Coworker Crush


To the Random Person I Had a Sex Dream About


To the Person Who Just Dumped Me


To My Spouse