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Why You Should Never Go SkyDiving
By Caldwell Tanner
What’s the Worst That Could Happen? 1. Two guys stare at a poster for skydiving. Bro is pointing at it with a “what do you think?” expression. Guy: I don't know man, looks dangerous. Bro: Come on dude! 2. Tight shot on Bro’s face Bro: What’s the WORST that could happen? 3. A shot of a cemetery, people are crying in front of a set of caskets. 4. Pan out a bit, to reveal two bros parachuting onto the funeral scene. Guy: The wind blew us way off course! We’re gonna ruin that funeral! Bro: Ah geez, this is just the worst.