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Jake and Amir
NBA Press Conference Style Guide
April 24, 2013
1. Glasses That You Made Fun of People for Wearing in High School
It doesn't matter if you need them, because you
2. Shirts That You Made Fun of People for Wearing in High School
Tiny, shiny, or otherwise flamboyant, choose something that makes a statement, because even if it's not all that clear what the statement is, it's a lot more interesting than the stock answers you'll be giving the reporters.
3. Jewelry That You Made Fun of People for Wearing in High School
A ring isn't lame if you got one for playing a game.
The skin is your largest organtake care of it.
5. That Bizarre Medley of Self-confidence and Doubt That Made You Make Fun of People in High School
Gotta put the new duds on something. Also, maybe get a cool watch. Ballin'!
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