The iPhone is a magnificent device that's made keeping in touch with your friends and family way easier. You also probably spent at least $600 on one, so it makes sense that you'd want to invest a few dollars in some hardware to keep it safe. Problem is there's so many to choose from! I know I hate it when my tiny phone slips easily in and out of my pocket. Sometimes I wish it could do dispense tear gas or be boobs. Luckily clueless designers from around the world have delivered. _Note: At the time of publication there are only 8 of the boob cases left in stock on Amazon. Act fast everyone._