Sometimes you just wanna sit down at your local fast food chain and enjoy a diabetes inducing bucket of fried chicken without concern. But _sometimes_ lady luck has something else in mind and halfway through that drumstick you realize you're face deep into fried chicken fetus. At best you'll make it onto the 6 o'clock news, at worst you'll get to star in a CollegeHumor list where we all revel in how lucky we are to not be you.