Choose Your Own Adventure: Trial of the Tired

The Pizza King is furious. His face turns a sauce red as he tells you that if you wish to feast upon his pizzapile, you'll have to defeat him in single combat. He rears back his fist, you've only got one chance to defeat before he kneads you like the doughy dummy you are. Your body tenses, the PWNL0RD's energy drink courses through your veins, and you prepare to strike.

How do you attack?

- Punch his stomach.

- Punch his left butt cheek.