Choose Your Own Adventure: Trial of the Tired

You arrive at game night, only to find it's been hijacked by the infamous gamer champion, PWNL0RD6969! He challenges you to a deathmatch in your favorite game, Sport of Duty IV: Blood Touchdown.


You accept, and the fight begins! After literally minutes of gruelling, battle-sport action, you are left with one, last-ditch chance to win the game. Which strategy do you choose?


- Shoot a bullet-ball at your team's endzone terrorist for a blood touchdown.


- Kick the bullet-ball with your gun-leg and try to destroy the Shield Goal.


- BattleFuse with Private Muscles to form the Perfect Warrior.


- Activate Scrumble Mode.