Choose Your Own Adventure: Trial of the Tired

Your plan succeeds! Your Perfect Warrior easily overwhelms PWNL0RD's Doombacker and detonates a sportball at the epicenter of the endzone, causing a massive touchdown reaction and scoring you a gigaton of point-coins.


As a reward for defeating him, PWNL0RD offers you a congratulatory energy drink from his private stash. You chug his vile dudefuel without a moment's hesitation. As you wipe your newly-energized lips, you suddenly realize how hungry you've become.


What will you do?


- Ghost over to the kitchen and scare up some eats.


- Head over to LadySquad Headquarters and watch a movie.