Your plan works! As PWNL0RD's Doombacker breaks through your line, you charge up your gun-leg and launch the bullet-ball directly into the Shield Goal, scoring you just enough point-coins to tie the match!
PWNL0RD is impressed with your skill, and as a show of good faith, decides to tell you a secret which he claims will one day be helpful. He leans in whispers "Punch the Left Buttcheek."
Well I guess you know that now. So What do you want to do?