Choose Your Own Adventure: Trial of the Tired

Your plan works! As PWNL0RD's Doombacker breaks through your line, you charge up your gun-leg and launch the bullet-ball directly into the Shield Goal, scoring you just enough point-coins to tie the match!


PWNL0RD is impressed with your skill, and as a show of good faith, decides to tell you a secret which he claims will one day be helpful. He leans in whispers "Punch the Left Buttcheek."


….


What.


…Well I guess you know…that now. So…What do you want to do?


-Get some food, I guess.


- Challenge PWNL0RD6969 to a rematch.


- Head over to LadySquad Headquarters and watch a movie.