Vin Diesel sure looks like a badass, but did you know he's like a reverse Samson? Most of his power comes from his lack of hair. Give him just a little bit, and he looks like a grumpy old man.



Hair Thin Diesel



Hair Thin Diesel


Hair Thin Diesel


Hair Thin Diesel


Balding Vin Diesel Looks Wussier than Bald Vin Diesel


Hair Thin Diesel


Illustrated by Caldwell Tanner