'The Situation' and Bristol Palin for The Candie's Foundation

Acting so bad, it might as well be porn.

Alaskan Feather Dance

It's getting hot in here, so fan with all your clothes.

Trendy Living Room Nightclub

Make your marriage bed a true VIP section.

Kendra G and Ray J for Abstinence is Kool

He would know. Self control could have kept both him and Kim Kardashian from having careers.

Unpaid for Stock Photos and Text

Sometimes theft can really spice things up. Yes, like in Fun with Dick and Jane.

A Love Story Between a Boy and a Girl and Lifehouse

When it comes to songs to pleasure yourself to, if it doesn't rock hard, you're wasting your time.

The Wedding Night (Gratuitous Bible Shots)

If the word of God doesn't get you going, nothing will.