Long ago, a group of superhuman youths joined forces with the goal of making life as unenjoyable as possible for those around them. Today, they operate all over the world. As individuals, they're simply horrible human beings, but together, they are...
Captain Cool Teen
Power: The ability to actually enjoy high school because of his super good looks, soaring popularity, confidence of steel.
Catchphrase: This is gonna be the best summer ever!
Weakness: Life After High School
The Precocious Pubescent
Power: Can absorb a single piece of knowledge and transform it into an entire political philosophy.
Catchphrase: Have you even read, The Fountainhead?
Power: Intimidating kids and adults alike by displaying a sheer, concentrated lack of fucks given.
Catchphrase: YOU'RE NOT MY DAD
Weakness: Genuine Parental Love
The Street Screamers
Power: Using high-pitched conversational sonar to making pedestrians and moviegoers feel old and afraid.
Catchphrase: HEY YO WAIT UP.
Arch-Nemesis: Movie Theater Ushers
Power: Finding and exploiting the insecurities of all who challenge her.
Catchphrase: Did you see what Lauren's wearing today?
Weakness: Other Vicious Vixens
Super Stupid Boy
Power: Dragging the collective IQ of the known Internet down with every Youtube comment he makes.
Catchphrase: I DIDN READ THIS BUT BASICALY YOUR A RETARD IF U DID
Arch-Nemesis: Future Google Searches by Potential Employers