Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
5 Reasons To Quit Drinking Alcohol
July 9, 2013
1. You're not
when you're drunk.
2. By drinking, you put both you and your friends at greater risk of getting hurt.
3. You'll save money.
4. Everyone loves a designated driver.
5. You might just live long enough to realize death is only but a sweet release from the cruel grip of a world where Pitbull, and people who want to reward Pitbull for being Pitbull, exist.
Alex Watt is on
and an ego trip.
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.