It's that time of year again, where we take a break from the 162 game season to let the very best from the AL and the NL to compete against each other. This season has been full of great stories, some notable injuries, and of course a brand new steroid scandal. And since baseball games tend to drag on or get boring, we're here to give you the odds you might not find in Vegas and prepare you to watch the best ballplayers money, and steroids from Tony Bosch, can buy!
First Pitch is thrown by:Chris Christie 7:1Edward Snowden 97:1Tony Bosch 281:1The Guy who played Pete in Two Guys, A Girl and a Pizza Place 742:1
Who be the most talked about person who isn't actually playing in the game:A-rod 1:1Derek Jeter 2:1Tim Tebow: 3:1LeBron James 3:1TeBron (A Half-Tebow, Half-LeBron creature created to consolidate meaningless sports-radio banter) 4:1
OVER/UNDER:Number of calls to the bullpenFor a relief pitcher: 9To alert them of potential fraudulent charges on their credit card: 1.5
Most Talked About Story from the 1st Half of the Season:Miguel Cabrera's Dominant Hitting 3:1Mariano Rivera's Successful return 4:1Game of Thrones Red Wedding 17:1
What team will win:American League 1:1National League 2:1Brandon League (Dodgers pitcher hijacks the game and wins single-handedly) 104:1
Who will be the winning pitcher:Justin Verlander 1:1Matt Harvey 1:1Mr. Met 570:1
OVER/UNDER: Packs of Big League Chew Consumed by us, while watching on the couch: 3
OVER/UNDER: Packs of actual chew consumed by big leaguers: 17
Who will be the last pitcher on the mound:Jason Grilli 2:1Marino Rivera 3:1The Kool-Aid Man 984:1
You Googled Two Guys, A Girl and a Pizza Place:4:1
You found the Kool-Aid pun to be un-KOOL:1:1
Also that one:1:1
Now that you're armed with this inside information, enjoy the game, stay smart and stay awake. Or don't. These games are like 7 hours, a nap won't hurt!
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