10 Goodest Ways Public Schools Failed Me

10. The koolest teachaz neva sucked mah dick. Only lamez :-/

8. The diffrence b/w thur and thurr is crazy 2 me.

7. Bully's dunk me in toylit alot..

6. Every1 hav da same Stewie pj pant.

5. Every1 hav da same Cartmen pj pant.

4. No1 cum 2 bball gamez or hav spiriit n clap.

3. Waist taex $$$.

2. Kollegez say not yes @ mah apply :-''''[

1. No preying in class.

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