Some people in the world enjoy different stuff than I do, and that is NOT ok. Here are 37 Things That Everyone Seems To Like But If You Do You're Actually A Fucking IDIOT And Also I Swear I'm Not Just Writing This To Troll Everyone:

1. Star Wars


Oooh, you love dudes in capes flying spaceships with robots and hanging out with furry aliens! You're a goddamn moron if you watch these movies and take pleasure from them.

37 Things That Only FUCKING IDIOTS Enjoy And No I Swear Im Not Just Trolling Everyone


2. Game Of Thrones


Let's face it: You only love boobs and watch this show as an excuse to see them, cause why else would you give a shit about these bearded jerks and their dumb dragons? Again I swear I'm not just trolling.

37 Things That Only FUCKING IDIOTS Enjoy And No I Swear Im Not Just Trolling Everyone


3. The Dark Knight


By FAR the worst Batman movie ever made, though that's not saying much given that it's a grown man dressing as a bat punching bad men. Wow, SO cinematic. You shouldn't like this.

37 Things That Only FUCKING IDIOTS Enjoy And No I Swear Im Not Just Trolling Everyone


4. Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band


Nice album, The Beatles (HA HA "BEAT-les" I GET IT cool band name bro). Let's throw a bunch of shitty songs on this stupid record and make the cover a bunch of people standing there! So brilliant.

37 Things That Only FUCKING IDIOTS Enjoy And No I Swear Im Not Just Trolling Everyone


5. Harry Potter Books


You know they're written for kids, right? Stop liking these books and start liking some grown-up shit you stupid fuckface.

37 Things That Only FUCKING IDIOTS Enjoy And No I Swear Im Not Just Trolling Everyone


6. Lunch


What a stupid fucking meal. "I'll have a saaaandwich, and maybe some chiiiips, cause I'm LUUUUNCHHH". If Lunch is your favorite meal, just kill yourself.

37 Things That Only FUCKING IDIOTS Enjoy And No I Swear Im Not Just Trolling Everyone


7. Casablanca


Black and white piece of crap that people pretend to like so they seem "romantic" but all of you people who say you like it should just be honest and admit that you don't and I'm right.

37 Things That Only FUCKING IDIOTS Enjoy And No I Swear Im Not Just Trolling Everyone


8. Louis C.K.


You like that guy? He's not funny. Fuck him. Fuck you. I can't believe how wrong you are.

37 Things That Only FUCKING IDIOTS Enjoy And No I Swear Im Not Just Trolling Everyone


9. Breaking Bad


UGGGHHHH everyone shut up about how "good" this show is, if I wanted to watch a show about a high school teacher selling meth I'd watch a better show about that. If this is your favorite show just cut off your dick or vagina now so you can't breed.

37 Things That Only FUCKING IDIOTS Enjoy And No I Swear Im Not Just Trolling Everyone


10. Massages


You actually enjoy some stranger touching your back like a gross-ass sexual deviant?? There is no way you feel better after massages and if you say that you do you're an idiot who's lying and just trying to sound cool.

37 Things That Only FUCKING IDIOTS Enjoy And No I Swear Im Not Just Trolling Everyone


11. Sex


Has there ever been a more overrated fucking thing in the world than this? SO many people constantly trying to have sex and they have no idea how BAD it is. Do better things you dumbass humans.

37 Things That Only FUCKING IDIOTS Enjoy And No I Swear Im Not Just Trolling Everyone


12. Oxygen


Don't even get me STARTED on this fucking element. Not only are people CONSTANTLY BREATHING like a bunch of mouth-breathing morons (if they're breathing out of their mouths but even if they're not like uughhh just stop), but people can't even fucking LIVE without it. Uhhh, News Flash, Animals: It's fucking lame as shit.

37 Things That Only FUCKING IDIOTS Enjoy And No I Swear Im Not Just Trolling Everyone


Ok I'm running out of stuff but I SWEAR I didn't just make the number in the title extra-big to troll you even more and make this list seem more comprehensive than it really is, so now I'm gonna name more shit that you shouldn't like and NO I'm not just padding the list for the sake of padding it:

13. Jon Hamm


14. Puppies


15. Beds


16. Agriculture


17. The Simpsons


18. A Really Delicious Slice Of Pizza


19. Medicine


20. Numbers


21. Letters


22. Laughter


23. People


24. Electrons


25. Left Ventricles


26. The Office (U.S.)


27. The Office (U.K.)


28. The Actual United States and United Kingdom


29. A Cold Beer On A Hot Day


30. Girls (The Show)


31. Girls (The Gender)


32. Picasso And Also The Rest Of Art


33. A Crisp Fall Day With A Perfect Breeze, The Smell Of Nature In The Air, And The Crinkle Of Freshly Fallen Leaves Beneath Your Feet


34. Everything


35. Mozart And Like Shakespeare Fuck Those Guys


36. Lists


37. Stuff


Again I PROMISE I am not just blatantly trying to rile people up so they click on this, so whatever you do, don't get angry and comment on this article (thus driving up the pageviews) and definitely do NOT Facebook-share this article so everyone in your feed goes "HUHHH???" and has to click on it and we get traffic out of it even though it's nonsense. DEFINITELY DO NOT DO THAT.

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