No pick-up line is as powerful in the wild as the secret language of your bod. Follow these helpful survival tips and you'll be on your way to having mega sex in no time.
1. Size up the subject in order to determine the right strategy. If she is in a defensive pose, do not approach her.
2. If she appears calm, speak to her in a slow, deep voice and try to make yourself look as big as possible.
3. Do NOT make eye contact, which she may interpret as a sign of aggression. Instead, stare at her feet to send a signal that you respect her dominance.
4. Be clear and direct when communicating your intentions, while avoiding sudden movements.
5. If she begins to attack, create some distance between yourself and her.
6. Do NOT attempt to climb a tree or run away. Many women are extremely fast climbers and runners.
7. If all else fails, play dead.