So you're putting together a Facebook invite, but you're afraid your friends won't pay attention if it's not full of crazy, confusing nonsense? No problem! Just follow these 5 simple steps and you'll have friends asking you "Wait, are you having a party? What's going on?" in no time!
Tip #1: Don't give the event a clear, literal name make it something super-complex and full of ungettable inside jokes
Tip #2: Use a really nonsensical Event Photo to further confuse people
Tip #3: Invite everyone who's ever lived
Tip #4: Write a really long, rambly description that people definitely won't just gloss right over
Tip #5: Tell everyone it's one of your comedy shows, even if it isn't, then brace for EVERYONE showing up!!!
And there you have it! The perfect Facebook invite that definitely won't make anyone go "Huh?" and skip right over it then feel like a jerk three weeks later when they realized they missed your birthday drinks thing because it had 7 glowing GIFs of polar bears chugging Sriracha and never mentioned what the event was or the date or location.