So you're putting together a Facebook invite, but you're afraid your friends won't pay attention if it's not full of crazy, confusing nonsense? No problem! Just follow these 5 simple steps and you'll have friends asking you "Wait, are you having a party? What's going on?" in no time!
And there you have it! The perfect Facebook invite that definitely won't make anyone go "Huh?" and skip right over it then feel like a jerk three weeks later when they realized they missed your birthday drinks thing because it had 7 glowing GIFs of polar bears chugging Sriracha and never mentioned what the event was or the date or location.