So you're putting together a Facebook invite, but you're afraid your friends won't pay attention if it's not full of crazy, confusing nonsense? No problem! Just follow these 5 simple steps and you'll have friends asking you "Wait, are you having a party? What's going on?" in no time!

Tip #1: Don't give the event a clear, literal name – make it something super-complex and full of ungettable inside jokes


5 Ways To Make Sure Your Facebook Invite Definitely Doesnt Get Ignored



Tip #2: Use a really nonsensical Event Photo to further confuse people


5 Ways To Make Sure Your Facebook Invite Definitely Doesnt Get Ignored



Tip #3: Invite everyone who's ever lived


5 Ways To Make Sure Your Facebook Invite Definitely Doesnt Get Ignored



Tip #4: Write a really long, rambly description that people definitely won't just gloss right over


5 Ways To Make Sure Your Facebook Invite Definitely Doesnt Get Ignored



Tip #5: Tell everyone it's one of your comedy shows, even if it isn't, then brace for EVERYONE showing up!!!


5 Ways To Make Sure Your Facebook Invite Definitely Doesnt Get Ignored


And there you have it! The perfect Facebook invite that definitely won't make anyone go "Huh?" and skip right over it then feel like a jerk three weeks later when they realized they missed your birthday drinks thing because it had 7 glowing GIFs of polar bears chugging Sriracha and never mentioned what the event was or the date or location.