Oh, man, I had the weirdest dream last night.
All dreams are weird.
But mine was PARTICULARLY weird.
Cool, probably not. Hey, what do you think about anything else? That's probably a fun thing to talk about.
No, but, you see, in this dream we bought a Winnebago for some reason, and we were driving around the moon I guess? But it wasn't, like, our moon, just some weird moon. And I kept calling you "Dad."
Yep, weird. Predictably weird.
Except none of this happened. You are just describing a series of weird things you thought up that have no effect on anything. Are you going to that party tomorrow?
Totally! So weird! Then Mila Kunis showed up, but her head was a football?
Why are you so intent on talking about this?
I don't know! I'm more excited about this dream than I've ever been about anything!
Crazy weather we're having, huh?
I mean it's cold one day, hot the next, rainy the next. Crazy!
Weather is notably chaotic. That's, like, its primary defining characteristic. You expect it to be crazy.
But those forecasts were completely wrong.
Yep. Weather is very hard to predict. Again, pretty chaotic. For thousands of years people have used weather as a metaphor for something that is unpredictably changeable.
And can you believe how hot it is out there today?
Yes, it's summer. It's usually hot in the summer.
Well, time for me to leave since the only thing we have in common is the fact that we occupy the same general geographic space.
Same place and time tomorrow?
Did you do anything fun this weekend?
Eh, yeah, yeah.
Oh? What did you do?
Oh cool, do you go fishing a lot?
Did you catch anything?
Awesome! What did you catch?
Have you ever played tennis?
You know how when the ball comes at you you're supposed to hit it back?
Okay, great, well, sometimes talking is like that.
Well, goodbye forever.
That's when greeeemmnnmnnnnnfelt on to mullullalull.
oh, cool, cool.
Yeah, nseveshun shlmlenull something something sounds like a joke.
Oh, you're waiting for an answer that isn't "yes" or "no". WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Hey, wait a minute
you can't hear anything I'm saying either.
Oh, yeah, for sure!
I wonder what all these people are in line for?
I don't know. Maybe some kind of concert?
Ha, this is probably what hospitals will look like under Obamacare!
Ha, yeah, probably a concert. Man, I love concerts. What was the last one you went to?
I don't remember. It's been ages. Music today is so different with all those rappers swearing and talking about "b-words" and "hoes."
Okay then, what do you normally listen to?
Oh mostly court proceedings from the George Zimmerman trial.
Oh, COME ON!
So, what do you want to eat tonight?
What do YOU want to eat tonight.
I don't care; that's why I asked you.
I'm down for anything.
Okay, how about Chinese?
Okay, what do you want?
Eh, I'm down for whatever.
What if I just jammed a sausage up your nose?
What kind of sausage?
So I got back from the bar last night and my roommate was
Having sex?! Was he having sex with someone?!
Ha, no he was cooking, and I was like
"How dare you cook my food!"
No, no, I was like "Holy shit" because the whole room was full of
Meat?! Like a big pile of meat?
No, smoke. He tried to make this pizza, but the whole thing was on
You thought I was about to say, "The whole pizza was on sabbatical?" That's sentence doesn't make any
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