Working out is super boring and makes our bodies leak some sort of weird, clear pee, which is kind of cool but also weird and unpleasant. So to make exercising more fun, and to help you get that crazy ripped hot rod of a bod you've always dreamed of / had night terrors about, we've put together this easy-to-follow .gif guide that will empower you to take your daily workout to the NEXT LEVEL.
Ease into your routines with a nice guilt-free snack.
Get that blood PUMPIN with a few light hover laps. Try to maintain a 2-3 foot float.
Time to limber up! Enter a state of temporal fracture and create a quantum conga-line.
Dont' forget to also exercise your mental and cultural tolerance of alternative lifestyles.
REMEMBER! When attempting to get so yoked that your very existence becomes an affront to God, be sure to pick a partner who knows you AND your limits.
Lock legs with your partner and defy the scientific concept of gravity in sets of three or more.
Finish your workout by becoming a rock-hard monster whose washboard body represents the final stage of human evolution and perhaps the birth of an entirely new species of super-swollen savants known only as homo humongous.
Return weights when finished.
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By Caldwell Tanner
Next Level Workouts
Pizzups - A guy does push-ups, every time he comes up, his friend gives him a bite of a slice of pizza.
Looped Lunges - A guy does lunges, while being followed by himself conga-line style in a permanent loop. He looks back and is freaked out to see that he is being followed by himself.
Sit-Up-Up-Ups - Two friends lock legs and do sit ups at such an alarming pace that they lift off from the ground and fly away like an incredibly muscular bird made entirely of friendship.
Bicepsual Curls - A guy lifts a girl up from offscreen with his left hand and kisses her on the lips, then does the same thing with a guy on his right hand.
Pal-Ups - A guy extends his arm and allows his friend to do a pull-up on it, once up, the friend extends his arm, the guy jumps onto it and does a pull up, forming a perfect loop of two dudes climbing upward using pull-ups.
HoverRope - A guy hovers off the ground as a jump rope eternally spins around him.
Biceplication - A guy does a ton of bicep curls in a row, then reveals that his biceps now have abs. He then smiles, revealing that his teeth are also all now abs.