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By If Characters Acted Like Their Nerdy Fans
If Popular Nerdy Characters Acted Like their Fans CTHULU A Cthulu dressed like a sad teen and wearing a fedora. He is wearing a B.P.R.D. tee shirt and is holding a pile of books and is pushing up a pair of glasses. Cthulu: Gods, Under the Dome is so bad it drives me CRAZY. Why can't they just make the Dark Tower into a show already??? ASH A 30-something Ash Ketchum stands next to a super-ripped Raichu. He is bragging to a very disinterested Misty. Ash: Yeah as soon as I evolved my pikachu I started EV training him. His stats are all totally maxed at this point. BATMAN A super-angry Batman is looking the Internet. He is wearing only his cowl and a pair of boxers. Alfred stands behind him with a tray of cookies and a concerned, motherly look on his face. Batman: THIS CASTING DECISION IS DOWNRIGHT CRIMINAL. THE DOCTOR The Doctor is leaning out of a TARDIS that has Tumblr's color scheme and appearance. He speaks to a mousy-looking Internet girl. The Doctor: Quick! Hop in my T.U.M.B.L.R. and join me as I travel the Internet and argue about social justice! GOKU Goku and Vegeta wearing oversized Hawaiian shirts with overweight nerdy teens drawn on them. Goku: Whoa, nice Dennis shirt. Vegeta: Thanks man, i'm digging the Super Neckbeard Level 3 Kevin you're rockin there, too. ARYA STARK Arya Stark throwing away her sword and screaming as she storms towards a sign saying "Now Leaving Westeros". Arya: EVERYONE I LOVE KEEPS DYING, I am SO DONE with this bullshit. SONIC Sonic wearing a human suit. He holds a picture of a human dressed like him. Sonic: This is my original human character Sean Nick, PLEASE DON'T COPY OR STEAL THIS DRAWING!