This humanoid-mole creature/ mildly offensive Italian stereotype is literally just a punishment for people who forget to save their game. Those who forget to properly save before they reset are subjected a long, un-skippable speech about how careless they were because, yeah...That's what you want when you go to play a video game: Monologues...
Oh, Mileena. Why can't you just be nice like your sister, Kitana? Instead, you're a horrifying hell beast whose responsible for millions of VERY confusing adolescent boners. Also, all you do in fights is teleport and roll around which makes you hands down the most frustrating opponent ever to exist.
How the hell did Slippy even make it on the Star Fox Team? All he does is worry about crashing, crash, and distract players from their missions, as they argue over whether he's male or female.
Now I'm not fluent, but based solely on Eddy Gordo, I'm assuming that Capoeira is Portuguese for "really, really, really cheap." Also, I don't care how good you are, nobody should be able to dance their way to victory when they're fighting a panda.
The whole game is about trying to keep Baby Mario alive, but personally, I think we would have all been better off if we just threw him to the Koopas and got it over with. His presence turned what was otherwise a fun adventure into Stuck Next to a Baby on an Airplane: The Video Game.
So you can do everything Sonic can do, plus you can fly? Cool! So maybe then instead of just struggling to beat the scroll and occasionally mimicking Sonic you could, oh, I don't know, HELP!!!!
Nobody has ever not already known they were going in the wrong way in the history. All you do is make what is probably already a frustrating situation a million times more frustrating. You're worthless.
"Hey...Lee-Sun!!!!!" God, it still haunts my dreams. Navi is the absolute worst character in video game history because not only is she is the sole smudge on an otherwise perfect video game, but also she ruined Ocarina's sequel. I mean, c'mon, nobody is going to want to play a game predicated on Link trying to reunite with the absolute most annoying creature ever.