Movie: "OHHHHH NOOOOOOO, I ACCIDENTALLY SMOKED THE POT AND NOW I NEED TO DO THIS IMPORTANT THING BUT EVERYTHING'S BLURRY AND IN SLOW MOTION (THE THINGS THAT HAPPEN WHEN YOU'RE ALL POTTED UP)!!! I'M SO BUSTED."
Real Life: "Yo, you think Guy Fieri and that blond 'fro chef lady ever fucked? Pass the sriracha."
Movie: "Hey, watch where you're drivin', you dumb stranger! GULLLP!!!! It's a giant bearded trucker dude who's getting out of his car right now with a baseball bat in one hand and a pool cue in the other (?) and now he's SMASHING MY WINDSHIELD AHHHHHHH STEP ON ITTT!!! THE CAR WON'T STARRRRRTTT!!!! Also, later I'll find out he's the dad of the girl I like!"
Real Life: "Fuck that asshole. Good thing I will definitely never see him again on this earth of 7 billion people. At least I got a decent Tweet out of it."
Movie: "Waaait a minute, I thought you said you were tending to your sick grandmother?""UHHH UHHH UMMMMM NO! You misheard me, Nicole...What I DID say was.... uhhh uhhHHHMMMMM...I'm FENCING... in... my... SLICK... HAND...COVER. I have a very slick pair of gloves, is all I said." [Entire Table Of Angry Rich People In Monocles Turns And Stares Angrily]
Real Life: "Sorry I missed your thing this weekend, I had this stupid other thing. So what's up?"
Movie: "THAT'S IT. This infraction is going on your PERMANENT RECORD. I hope that prank was worth it, you jokesters, cause when I'm through with you, you're all shipping off to SEPARATE MILITARY SCHOOLS."
Real Life: "Yeah, I did some real stupid shit when I was in school. Anyway, here's my job and family..."
Movie: "OHHHH NOOOOO, my dad (who is Eugene Levy) just walked in on me exactly as I was finishing and he brought my childhood Parish Priest with him AND my elderly grandmother (who is also Eugene Levy in a gray wig)!!! I made a real bad move deciding to masturbate in the middle of the day in my parents' breakfast nook during my mom's bridge club!"Real Life: "Cool, that was fun. Now back to the rest of the internet."
Other Examples? Leave 'em in the comments!(GIFs courtesy of Chris Han)