Well, as countless college students know, we have reached the doldrums of winter here above the Mason Dixon Line. I guess the cold is the price you pay for not having to live in the South. Anyway, the only thing that gets me through the cold of February and March is the thought that in a few short months the summer concert season will be here again. I love the concert season and I want to share my love of it with you, although chances are we've already seen a show together. Here are some simple ways to find me this summer.1) I'm that guy wearing the band's tour shirt from the previous year!
How much do I like this band?! So much that I saw them last year, that's how much!!! Yeah, I figure that if I am going to pay $25 for a tour shirt I might as well wear it next year. What? Am I buying a new one this year? You bet your ass I am, what do you expect me to wear next year?2) I address the band members by their first names!
Do I know the members of the band? Do I ever!!! Well, no not really, but I have every studio album, live album, bootleg, and demo any fan could ever want. Which makes me feel like I know them, and isn't music all about feeling? I'll definitely be at every Dave Matthews Band show this summer saying things like, "Man, Stephan is really at the top of his game!!!" Don't ask me if I know how to play the bass! Who cares if I can't tell the difference between any of the instruments being played onstage, at least I have the balls to act like I do, fucker!!!