Think about how much time you spend trying to match two pieces of clothing together. Imagine how much simpler life would be if you could just choose between ducks or firetrucks and be on your way. Also, anything with a poop flap just makes good sense.
Babies don't know how good they have it with baby monitors. I mean, they don't have to worry about choking on a peanut the week your roommate goes on vacation, leaving behind a lonely, rotting corpse. Wouldn't it be nice to know someone is listening in on you at all times, just to make sure you're okay? Get on this, ADT
You know what's better than watching the newest episode of The Walking Dead? Watching the newest episode of The Walking Dead while bouncing up and down like an idiot, that's what.
This makes no sense. If we have the technology for tear-free shampoos, why make anything else? What is it about being an adult that means you have to put the comfort of your eyeballs on the line every time you want clean hair?
Who wants to walk anyway? Not only would adult strollers make parades a million times more tolerable, they would also give you a barometer with which you can test your friendships. I mean, if a friend isn't willing to push you around in a man sized stroller when you get tired, maybe they aren't really your friend at all.