Illustrated by Nathan Yaffe.
By Will Stephen
Barack Obama (shared a photo: shitty iPhone photo of the White House): New office. Weird.
Neil Armstrong (picture of the earth): Peace out, Earth. It's been real.
- Bryce Gimmler: "whoa"
- Suzette Krum: "where are you?!?"
- Fritz Miller: "keep killin it, neil"
Winston Churchill: Whoa. Just won a war. Cool. - drinking *tea*
- "uh... no big?"
Leo Tolstoy (shared a book: War & Peace): Wrote this thing. Check it out. It's whatever.
- "Leo. Wow."
- "Just showed the gf. She's crying..."
- "This is... just... yeah."
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart:
Little kid leaving the concert hall after Die Zauberflote: "Wow, that was pretty good."
Me: "Uh, yeah, no kidding..." lol
- "omg a-mazing"
- "hahahahahaha fuck that kid"
Michaelangelo (shared a photo: Sistine Chapel ceiling): Not exactly what I wanted, but oh well...
- "are you kidding me?!?!?"
- "m this is insane"
Helen of Troy: So FRUSTRATING when a war literally breaks out over you.... Ugh. Men.
- not exactly a surprise lol
- ur gorg
God (shared a picture: a baby): My baby boy. Gonna do big things. :)
Caveman (shared a picture: the wheel): Sixteen years. Two months. Nine days. Thousands upon thousands of prototype boulders. And just one dream.
To everyone who believed in me: thank you.
Eve: Waking up to breakfast in bed never gets old. I have the best husband in the world. :) - with Adam