Illustrated by Nathan Yaffe.
Facebook Bragging Through History
By Will Stephen
Barack Obama (shared a photo: shitty iPhone photo of the White House): New office. Weird. Neil Armstrong (picture of the earth): Peace out, Earth. It's been real. - Bryce Gimmler: "whoa" - Suzette Krum: "where are you?!?" - Fritz Miller: "keep killin it, neil" Winston Churchill: Whoa. Just won a war. Cool. - drinking *tea* - "unreal" - "uh... no big?" - "YES" Leo Tolstoy (shared a book: War & Peace): Wrote this thing. Check it out. It's whatever. - "Leo. Wow." - "Just showed the gf. She's crying..." - "This is... just... yeah." Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart: Little kid leaving the concert hall after Die Zauberflote: "Wow, that was pretty good." Me: "Uh, yeah, no kidding..." lol - "lolololololol" - "omg a-mazing" - "hahahahahaha fuck that kid" Michaelangelo (shared a photo: Sistine Chapel ceiling): Not exactly what I wanted, but oh well... - "are you kidding me?!?!?" - "m this is insane" - "wowwwwwwwww" Helen of Troy: So FRUSTRATING when a war literally breaks out over you.... Ugh. Men. - not exactly a surprise lol - ur gorg - beautiful... God (shared a picture: a baby): My baby boy. Gonna do big things. :) Caveman (shared a picture: the wheel): Sixteen years. Two months. Nine days. Thousands upon thousands of prototype boulders. And just one dream. To everyone who believed in me: thank you. Eve: Waking up to breakfast in bed never gets old. I have the best husband in the world. :) - with Adam