Dude, you're crazy! Three scoops of frozen yogurt mixed with raisins, BBQ sauce, Barbie heads and rat poison! You'd have to kill me before I ate that! You'd have to tie me to a tree and pry my eyes open with toothpicks! You'd have to kidnap my parents and send me the Polaroids! Sure I want to join this frat, and I knew hazing would be rough, but there is no way I'm taking one bite. Unless you dare me.Clean up the toilet I just puked all over with the University President's toothbrush? And then before I replace it you want me to bend the bristles back so they're all warped and shit? Are you insane!? I could get expelled! I'd never get into Yale law school! I'd never get the job I need to raise a family! I can't do that. Unless you dare me.Get work as a janitor at a local elementary school so I can deal drugs to minors? Are you kidding? It's bad enough I'm out of an education! Wait, sell the kids bags of pixie stick powder and make them snort it off the locker room urinals? Then call my mother, tell her what I did, and ask for her grandmother's wedding ring so I can marry a hooker named Celeste? Where do you come up with this stuff? You're crazy! I can't do that. Unless you dare me!Man, my life's been taking some bad turns. Yeah, you're right. Maybe we should go on a road trip. Hey, look on the side of the highway! A horrible accident! I think a little boy is trapped under one of the cars! There are firemen and ambulances. They're running out of time! I have to do something. But I can't. Unless you dare me.