Girl, did you fall from heaven to be with me? 'Cause I don't have a lot of female friends.
Are those space pants, because they're really cute! Where did you get them? We should go shopping together sometime.
Was your dad a thief? ...Why? I dunno, just making small talk. Mine's an orthopedist.
Girl, are you sweatpants? Because we're gonna spend a lot more time together when I'm not dating anyone.
Girl, I wish I could rearrange the alphabet and have U and I go bowling.
This is crazy. I swear I'm not a career counselor, but I could listen to you complain about your job for hours.
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause I could give you a ride home if your car got towed or something. I'm happy to, really.
Hold up, girl. Are you a college professor? 'Cause I've got a feeling I'm gonna occasionally talk to my other friends about how annoying you are.
Is that a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself getting coffee with you and talking about our boy troubles. And we'd be wearing pants, obviously.
Hey, what's your sign? ...Wow, I'm a Gemini! According to the stars, we're supposed to have a mutually supportive and noncompetitive positive relationship!
How much does a polar bear weigh? Please be my friend.