Platonic Pickup Lines

 

Girl, did you fall from heaven to be with me? 'Cause I don't have a lot of female friends.

 

Are those space pants, because they're really cute! Where did you get them? We should go shopping together sometime.

Platonic Pickup Lines

 

Girl, did you fall from heaven to be with me? 'Cause I don't have a lot of female friends.

 

Are those space pants, because they're really cute! Where did you get them? We should go shopping together sometime.

 

Was your dad a thief? ...Why? I dunno, just making small talk. Mine's an orthopedist.

 

Girl, are you sweatpants? Because we're gonna spend a lot more time together when I'm not dating anyone.

 

Girl, I wish I could rearrange the alphabet and have U and I go bowling.

 

This is crazy. I swear I'm not a career counselor, but I could listen to you complain about your job for hours.

 

Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause I could give you a ride home if your car got towed or something. I'm happy to, really.

 

Hold up, girl. Are you a college professor? 'Cause I've got a feeling I'm gonna occasionally talk to my other friends about how annoying you are.

 

Is that a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself getting coffee with you and talking about our boy troubles. And we'd be wearing pants, obviously.

 

Hey, what's your sign? ...Wow, I'm a Gemini! According to the stars, we're supposed to have a mutually supportive and noncompetitive positive relationship!

 

How much does a polar bear weigh? Please be my friend.