What People Think When They See You In Your Winter Coat

You're either in the Navy or you're in your 20s and you made ONE fashion decision in the hopes it gets you a job.

 

 

What People Think When They See You In Your Winter Coat

You either like being warm and don't care about fashion or you like being overheated and don't care about fashion.

 

What People Think When They See You In Your Winter Coat

You either want everyone to know that you own a motorcycle or you love musicals set in the 1950s.

 

 

What People Think When They See You In Your Winter Coat

You either have something against buttons or you really like explaining what toggles are.

 

 

What People Think When They See You In Your Winter Coat

You either love skiing or you love looking like you should be skiing.

 

 

What People Think When They See You In Your Winter Coat

You either don't care about animals or you care about animals but realize how cool that furry hood looks.

 

 

What People Think When They See You In Your Winter Coat

You either don't care about animals and are Russian or you don't care about animals and live in Russia.

 

 

What People Think When They See You In Your Winter Coat

 You either love flashing people or you REALLY love flashing people.

 

 

What People Think When They See You In Your Winter Coat

You either live in 1994 or you're trying to prove some ironic point by wearing a Miami Dolphins winter coat.

 

 

What People Think When They See You In Your Winter Coat

You're an idiot who underestimated how cold 25 degrees really is.