You're either in the Navy or you're in your 20s and you made ONE fashion decision in the hopes it gets you a job.
You either like being warm and don't care about fashion or you like being overheated and don't care about fashion.
You either want everyone to know that you own a motorcycle or you love musicals set in the 1950s.
You either have something against buttons or you really like explaining what toggles are.
You either love skiing or you love looking like you should be skiing.
You either don't care about animals or you care about animals but realize how cool that furry hood looks.
You either don't care about animals and are Russian or you don't care about animals and live in Russia.
You either love flashing people or you REALLY love flashing people.
You either live in 1994 or you're trying to prove some ironic point by wearing a Miami Dolphins winter coat.
You're an idiot who underestimated how cold 25 degrees really is.