Illustrated by Cadwell Tanner.
By Will Stephen
- THOU SHALT be relentlessly offended and confused by the very concept of religion
- REMEMBER thy sense of Superiority, and keep it holy
- THOU SHALT upvote the shit out of anything with a cool sarcastic title like "Yeeeaaah, about that whole afterlife thing..."
- THOU SHALT have no other god before Hitchens, Dawkins and Tyson (and other anointed prophets)
- HONOR thy lifted comics and thy half-assed memes
- THOU SHALT NOT consider the possibility that depraved, violent, and hateful religious people might just be depraved
- THOU SHALT take snarky quotes about the existence of God from films or TV shows, put them in white text over sequenced images, and then use them as an enthusiastic middle finger to people who might just take comfort in the idea that their grandmother might be in heaven or something
- THOU SHALT conflate religion and extremism because it's less complicated and difficult that way
- THOU SHALT spread the joyous gospel of old creepy Christians getting caught with child porn and other fun stuff
- THOU SHALT NOT grow up, for God's sake