Here's How Doctor Who SHOULD End
By Caldwell Tanner
The Doctor's Finest Hour 1. The Doctor stands beside the Tardis. In the distance, Dalek ships attack a now-burning London. In the foreground an army of Daleks encroach upon him. Dalek Leader: TELL US DOCTOR. WHY DOES A BEING SO POWERFUL CARE ABOUT THE WELFARE OF SUCH A WEAK, PATHETIC RACE? The Doctor: The people of Earth are anything but weak! 2. Close on the Doctor as he delivers a powerful monologue. The Doctor: They hold within them a power greater than you or I could ever attempt to wield. The power of hope. 3. Several humans who have gathered by The Doctor's side. Directly to his right is a douchey-looking dude with a black shirt and a backwards hat. The Doctor gestures to the people on his left, but is distracted by the dude on his right. The Doctor: And when this hope is coupled with their desire to learn, to...improve they become a race with more potential than any I have ever...um.... 4. Tight upper-body shot of Doctor and Dude talking. The Doctor: Does your shirt actually say "Bitch, Make Me a Sammich."? Dude: It totally does! 5. Shot of dude's shirt, it reads "BITCH, MAKE ME A SAMMICH" and has a Trollface below it for no reason. Dude: My girlfriend thinks it's so funny. 6. Close on The Doctor looking fed up with this bullshit. Dude: (Off-Screen) Pretty cool, right? 7. Shot of the Entire Earth exploding, a Tardis spins away in the distance. End.