The 8 Things You Just Found In Last Years Winter Coat

The worn wrapper has somehow melded with the cough drop to create a nearly unbreakable bond. You'll be able to scratch off most of with your finger, but some will refuse to get off. Rest assured, they wouldn't wrap food in paper if they didn't expect some people to eat it. It's not giving up, it's giving in!

 

The 8 Things You Just Found In Last Years Winter Coat

Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance? That was a decision you made and this is a not-so-friendly reminder telling you, hey, you waste a lot of money on stupid shit. And now you can't afford Christmas presents for your loved ones. Was it worth it? Do you even remember the plot?

 

The 8 Things You Just Found In Last Years Winter Coat

Yahtzee! Tonight, we live like Kings! Consider this free money and spend it willy-nilly. Go ahead, have a night on the town. Then when you run out of money ask a friend is he can spot you a 20. This is how the universe works in your mind.

 

The 8 Things You Just Found In Last Years Winter Coat

What, why, and how? At what point were you even playing with Legos? At what point did you decide to put one in your pocket? And look! You're not even throwing it out! You're putting it back in your pocket! Better to just let this mystery resurface next winter.

 

The 8 Things You Just Found In Last Years Winter Coat

Like most memories, this is one you'd also like to forget. Six soft tacos, two gorditas, two more soft tacos and a large diet soda. Upon further inspection, you realize this was the same night you went to see Ghost Rider. What a productive night that was.

 

The 8 Things You Just Found In Last Years Winter Coat

Like a perfectly fossilized dinosaur, the one piece of gum left in the pack has been frozen in time. But under that tough exterior may lie a perfectly flavorful, potentially tooth-splitting treat for your mouth. 2012 never tasted so meh!

 

The 8 Things You Just Found In Last Years Winter Coat

Used, unused, covered in blood - who really cares at this point. Your nose is runny and though this tissue looks like it's about to dissolve into thin air there's no time to reconsider the choice you're about to make. Simply roll the ragged tissue into a ball, swipe your upper lip, then grab the receipt because this leaky faucet ain't stoppin' anytime soon.

 

 The 8 Things You Just Found In Last Years Winter Coat  

Chocolate doesn't go bad and that's a fact that you refuse to verify using the Internet. What do those people know anyway. And even if it is bad, what can a little Hershey's Kiss do to your immune system? Nothing! Undress that sexy little chocolate droplet and pop her on in alongside the cough drop and gum currently stewing in your mouth